Hello, I understand that you have sculpted a copy of the entire US Air Force out of lunch meat.
That's correct. Falcons out of salami, B-52 bombers out of bologna, F18/A Hornets out of turkey ... Care to take a look?
Yes, thank you. I've been looking for a cold cut air force, and would be willing to buy yours for $25,000. But it must be complete and in pristine condition.
I think you'll like what I have to offer. Now if you'll just follow me back to the kitchen, and ... NOOOOO!
Dammit, Ernie, how many times have I told you, YOU MAY NOT NIP ON HAM FIGHTERS!
