Our top story tonight: Shocking news out of Georgia, where former President Jimmy Carter has been arrested for stalking an unidentified Maryland individual.
The president, as he was being led away, openly sobbed about how his humanitarian legacy had been destroyed by this "Kaufman", and how he had been just spinning his wheels for years.
Dear Mr. Carter: I am writing to ask you to join our noble mission, called Habitrail for Humanity ...
