You've got to help me, Doctor. I've got such a low opinion of myself, I just know things are going to turn out badly, and I'm now thinking of killing myself.
I see. And how long have you felt that way?
About a week. Ever since my tail grew back.
Your tail?
Yeah. Come to think of it, I feel all down whenever I have a tail, but when I don't, I feel just super, practically bouncing off the wall.
I have good news for you. Your case is easy to diagnose. You have a form of bipolar disorder. In layman's terms, you're manx-depressive.
