Man, it's brutal out here. This heat wave won't let up. Did you read about that burglar who was so hot, he locked himself in a freezer?
Oh yeah, I tell you, it's not the heat, it's the stupidity. Hey, let's go into my house and cool off.
But the power's been out all morning. You won't have any A/C.
Not to worry. A 747 flew over earlier, and dropped it's lavatory's entire load. All that shit froze up in the upper atmsphere, and plowed right through my roof.
Best as I can tell, the pile's still at about -40 degrees. Feel nice and cool now?
Absolutely. Though I must say, I never thought I'd wish for my best friend's house to be hit by an icy BM!
