Santa, for Christmas I'd like a Barbie doll and a pony and a set of ben-wa balls.
Have you been a good little girl this year?
Very good, except for the time I was playing with Mommy's earrings and one of them fell down the toilet and got flushed and we couldn't get it out and she was crying ...
Down the toilet, eh? KER-TRANS-FORM!
Deseptictank!
In the flesh! Now hand me that plunger and snake, little girl.
