I hate walking home late at night. You never know what kind of weirdos you'll run into.
Mwahaha! Corgan attack!
I knew it! A weirdo, come to drag me into an alley and have their wicked way with me. Just my bloody bad luck.
I'm no weirdo! I'm Billy Corgan, of the Smashing Pumpkins and latterly Zwan. I'm not going to molest you, I just want to tie you to a lamppost and set fire to you.
