You know, I really hate you, Green T-Shirt Beard Stockbroker Man.
Why's that, Paralysis Man?
You're not paralysed, yet your life is even more dull than my own. If I could move like you can, I would be out seeing the world instead of sitting at a desk working all day.
I mean, have you ever climbed a mountain? Swam in the sea? Made sweet sweet love to a beautiful woman?
I made 43 million dollars today. That buys a hell of a lot of realdolls.
