Of course I love you. I'll leave my wife, I promise you. Love you. No, really, I do. She means nothing to me, the slag. You're the one for me, honest.
Stop right there!
Huh?
KER-TRANS-FORM!
Decepticons!
That's right, bud! I've been recording all your calls, and if you don't give me the keys to the liquor cabinet right now, I'm telling your wife everything!
