Did you see how fat Aunt Jenny looked in those pants?
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Mom, now that I'm going to be a mother too, you can let me in on the truth. I know you can be critical as long as you veil the criticism as a compliment.
You're right, dear. Motherhood entitles you to that information... and pregnancy is certainly agreeing with you...
Aww, mom.
You hardly look like a lesbian at all, these days.
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