Here's a live transmission from the courthouse in the "Holy Cross Operation" against "Alabama Instruments" case.
There's no way they're gonna win this one.
Have you reached a decision? Yes your honor. The jury find all claims of "Holy Cross Operation" of owning the intellectual rights to division to be meritless.
I thought so!
However, we feel that we could really use some fat to chew on, so we declare "Alabama Instruments" liable for paying roaylties of $1 billion per year of operation amounting to $25 billion.
