I attended a satanist sex orgy with a guy cumming in my anus while a harlot sucked my vagina!
That sounds nice and family friendly.
Well, can you do better?
I dined with a heteroclite cockney on a fine restaurant. We got prawn cocktail, saltwater cockles and peacock roast with a nicely inspissated shitake sauce. Then we had a grapefruit crape for dessert.
