I had the craziest weekend, bro. I met this redhead in a bar and the next thing I remember is waking up naked in a bathtub with a baked potato in lieu of my right kidney.
I'm honestly sorry to hear that.
Wait, aren't you the stone cold older brother that never take your younger brother seriously?
That might be.
But we do share blood type, and I had my eyes on that kidney.
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