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The Last Day I bought pretzels for the office

by mmyers
6-03-03


	*Someone bought pretzels? They're all broken up. munch munch* All there are are a bunch of pieces. munch munch Needs more salt.**


	*It looks like they must have sat on them or something. munch munch* I like Rold Gold pretzels better. munch munch Kinda stale, too.**


	I make $15,000 a year and you make $100,000 a year. If you want unbroken Rold Gold pretzels, why don't you fucking buy them?! Jesus!


	You make $15,000 a year? I spend that much on dress shirts.