Oh...did I say I was your dad? What I meant to say is that I'm the guy who's been living in your room and poking your mom on the side.
I think I need to lay down.
Hey, it's about time you got a job, don't ya think? Stopped leeching off your ma and me. I own White Krystal, the home of the small hamburger. You can come and work for me.
