Hello, Mario? Can you hear me now? Ah-hahahaha! Get it? It's like that guy from the commercial? Haha...
Yes-ah, Mario can-ah I hear you now. I jussa wanna say thanks fora having me ona.
Certainly, certainly. Let's get right to it, shall we? You burst on the scene 22 years ago, making frontpage headlines fighting a big ape. What was that like?
Ah, it wasa no bigga deal. Somebody-ah put a big hammersa alla over the factory-ah, I just pickeda them up.
But what about the barrels, Mario, then the flaming barrels? Bet you never counted on having to jump and smash those.
Wella, I'll admita that that wassa a big surprise. I jumpa wrong and land onna flaming barrel. Doctors saya Mario's chances for childrena, nota so good.
