Hoo-wee! Here at Cowboy Physic's Chevy, we are slashing prices. These Chevy trucks won't sell themselves that's why...
Stop! You disgrace yourself with high prices! Honorable Ninja has soiled himself in amusement! There is only one solution, we must battle on the astral plane.
Astral plane? What the fuck are you talking about?
I am talking about the end of your spiritual essense and high finance charges. Ryu-Ken!
Enter the Ninja, Honorable Ninja Used Cars, that is. And illegal immigrants remember, we hablo Mexican. Honorable Ninja used Cars, fighting on the Astral Plane for your business.