Domo consumers. In trying to understand your customs, I'm celebrating MLK Day. In honor of MLK san, black vehicles will require no money down, and I will have balloons for African American infants.
*whisper whisper*
Ah, my producer has informed that he feels this might be improper to give only balloons to black children, so at great personal cost, I will have balloons for all children.
These balloons will be dispensed in two lines, one for white children and one for black children in order to save time. Fear not, the lines will be seperate but equal.
