Hey, you know, I'm a weird kind of guy, but there's one thing I don't like to be weird and that's my breath. I want my breath to be like a party at a leper colony.
Sure, I'll parody anything, but my favorite parody is "Weird" Al-toids, the curiously weird mints! They're like having a drive-in movie inside your mouth!
(Britney Spears) "With the smell of your breath, I move aside, your breath is toxic, I'm slipping under the table, with the smell of poison paradise, your breath is toxic!"
I wasn't kidding, when I said I that I need you, baby, when I told you I really care...
