Hi. I'm Hank Williams Jr here to talk about my Hank Williams' Junior Mints.
Do they taste as good as my Dad's mints? No they do not. I admit it. That's why I've taken old tapes of him and forced him to say my mints are better anyway.
See? [sing] They tell me 'Hank, why do you eat mints? Why do they taste smoke? Why, when you eat 'em, do they get caught in your throat?"[/sing] Yee-haa!