You played baseball for the company baseball team, correct? What was the name of that team again?
*sigh* The Cox Smokers.
And what position did you play for the Cox Smokers?
I was the pitcher, allright? Is that what you want to hear?? Look, Bill Ivey is guilty of being a loathsome human being! If you're asking me do I think he got what he deserved, yes he did!
If I were to, oh, I don't know, ask you out on a date after this hearing, what would you say?
I'd say closets are for clothes and not for big gay owls.