Mr Ivey, in an effort to show the court the profound effect you've had on the student body, we've assembled them all here in the courtroom just outside of the comicstrip panel.
Please address them, Mr Ivey, your children, your little doves of hope and promise, and bear in mind that your job hangs in the balance.
Freaks, hippies, wiggers, punkers, stoners, nerds, skaters, goths, dorks, dweebs, pukes, losers, gangsters, players, bitches, preps, snobs, richies, we all have something in common, we hate Ms Wells.
