Honorable Ninja, you are as sleak and stealthy as you were 20 years ago. You would dishonor yourself by not attending your class reunion.
Honorable Ninja-san, I have put out your formal ninja attire: your black satin gee, your pearl katanas, and your diamond shurikens.
Excellent my trusty Gaijiin. Are you feeling satisfactory? You do not look well.
Um, it's the nail, Honorable-san. It seems to have hindered my motor skills and my ability to perform simple math. Also, I smell watermelon all the time. But I'm fine, I think.
