Honorable Ninja, you were president of the Asian studies club, president of the Judo club, president of Dark Arts and Shadow Society.
Captain of the Kung-Fu team, captain of the Poison Blow-Dart Team, president of the Poison and Smoke Grenade Concoctor's Club, captain of the Ninja Flying Team.
President of the Ninja Self-Defense club, first chair for the tuba, and, of course, President of the Honor Society, so the question is, what have you been up to since graduation?