I've wondered how you've been. I've tried to contact you but no one knew how to get ahold of you.
I am shrouded in mystery and am known to be an enigma. Also, my phone number is unlisted to discourage phone solicitors.
I haven't seen you since Sr. Prom when you killed those rogue samurai with balloon streamers and my wrist corsage. It was the most daring thing I've ever seen.
I was but a child, impetuous and wreckless. Also, one of the samurai had borrowed my "Night Ranger" tape and refused to return it. He had to be eliminated.
Well, you could have bought another Night Ranger tape, couldn't you?
I could have done that, or I could have defeated them soundly in combat and then force them to impail themselves on their own swords. I think you remember which avenue I chose.
