This appears to be a very tasteful establishment. Honorable Ninja is delighted to be here on "drink n' drown" night.
Oh...uh...Honorable Ninja...we do not want any trouble.
Why do you say it like that, samurai-san? Honorable Ninja is merely here to get his 'drink on', get his 'freak on', and get his 'think on', not to cause trouble.
Well...good. Heh. Perhaps I can start you off with a tasty beverage? Perhaps a rum and Coke?
Mmmmm, that sounds tasty. Tell me, do you take the Honorable Player's Club card?