Konnichiwa. In honor of the esteemed Boxing Day, Honorable Ninja wishes to celebrate and pass the savings on to you.
Therefore, anyone wishing to come and face me in a boxing competition shall recieve free tax, tag, and title. It is Honorable Ninja's way of saying Domo for your patronage.
Um, HN, I hate to break this to you but Boxing Day has nothing to do with the sport boxing. It's about boxes--
Ah-HA! Therefore, anyone who comes to the lot and is able to keep me from killing them with a box gets free tax, tag, and title. I will be waiting for you. DOMO!