Ah, a Valentine from Honorable Momma. "Dear Ninny, Happy Valentine's day. In honor of the day, I have sent a hoard of ninjas to try and kill you. Domo, Momma."
DIIEEEEEEEEE!
IEEE!
*pant* *pant* No matter how old you get *pant*pant*, you are never too old for your mother to try and kill you. Sniff, Happy Valentine's day, momma Nin.
