j0, and welcome to H4rry's R3nt to Pwn. 4ppliances? w3 got 'em! 7Vs, we got 'em! w4shers and dr1ers? Pwned!
Our competition is teh sux0r! You're a f00 if you shop there. Our competitors ph33r our low prices! And we'll take credit! n00b credit, l4m3r credit, it doesn't m4tter!
s0 come to H4rry's and r3nt to pwn! w00t!
I think you may have been dropped on your noggin' as a boy.
