My parole officer said I should do some shit for the community so I hooked up with them niggas from Kelloggs to make Pimpeez cereal.
Pimpeez cereal is delicious and nutricious.
You bet yo sweet little titties. And unlike other cereals, Pimpeez doesn't have any of that hard shit that hurts yo mouth. Marshmellow bitches, marshmellow guns, all that shit.
Can I hide Pimpeez cereal from you like they do that Trix rabbit, Mr Pimpee?
Only if you want yo' little white ass to catch a smack. Pimpeez cereal, it's like yo dick sucked by one of my finest hos.
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