I'm feeling pretty bad about this whole situation, and it's time to dispel the rumors and tell the truth. Santa Claus was not a terrorist.
Our military had gotten reports that an attack was underway, and as that was going on, Mr. Claus was delivering presents and was accidentally shot down.
For that, all I can say is I'm sorry...and vote for me in 2004! Look how great this administration is at protecting our country from attack!
