Would you like to come back to Earth with me and Chuck?
I wish I could but I'm contractually bound to stay here on Mars.
Contract? You signed a contract to hop on a UFO?
Well, sort of. Shit, I shouldn't be telling you this, but the reason we've stayed here is because we're filming the first reality TV series in space.
No way!
Seriously! Please don't tell anyone when you get back home...if my parents find out that I'm not really living with Aunt Edith in Oregon, they'll kill me!
