Cindy and Keith lived happily ever after. They have 2 kids, house with a white picket fence, it's basically the sappy ending everyone loves.
I love you more.
No, I love YOU more!
Chuck quit NASA and formed a rock band, named "Chuck and teh Suck". They have the #1 album in the world right now. In concert they throw bananas to the audience members.
OH YEAH OH YEAH!!!! ROCK ROCK RIZZOCK! YOU WANT THIS BANANA? HUH? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Jimmy Hoffa and the Donkey also lived happily ever after on Mars, doing things that we can't mention here.