I'm so glad we waited until tonight, our wedding night, to have sex.
Yes, it'll make it a very special night indeed. We'll do it for the first time as Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Later...
ugh...umph...hey honey, I'm having a hard time finding the hole...HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DOWN THERE? OH MY GOD, YOU'RE A MAN!
Yes dear, I am. I thought you knew.
NO I DIDN'T, SINCE YOU NEVER LET ME GET PAST FIRST BASE! NOT A BOOB GRAB, NO FINGERS, NOTHING! YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS MARRIAGE IS NULL AND VOID SINCE YOU'RE A MAN! HAHA, I'M OUTTA HERE!
Not so fast. Apparently you were so preoccupied with getting laid, you forgot that we came to Massachusetts to get married.
