So you wanna be a big rock and roll star, and God won't respond to your numerous prayers for eternal fame and hot chicks, eh? I can help, just sign this contract.
Excellent!
*ahem* But there is one catch...
I bet you want a blowjob in return...
No, I'll collect that later when you're jonesing for that crackpipe hit. You have to sign the contract in your own blood. Here's a knife.
