5:00pm - Jake meets with The First Lady at the White House.
Hello there, Shaniqua.
Jake! What are you doing here? Dan's out on the golf course and he-
I know he's not here. Shan, we have a big problem. Apparently someone has planted a bomb here in the White House.
Really? Interesting...
Why do you say "interesting"?
There was a funny looking Arab guy running here today yelling, "DIE AMERICAN SCUM!" I thought it was the Secretary Of Defense playing a prank on us again.
