Oh goodness, i know! Just last week he got me whipped for playing grab-ass with the angels!
I wonder what Satan thinks about my dad, I mean he can't still be sour at him for the whole "eternal damnation" thing
Hmmm...
I bet him 10 bucks he couldn't make the world in less than 10 days, and he sends me to hell. Cthulhu molests angels daily and gets a slap on the wrist. What kind of fucking justice is that?
