I'm President George W. Bush. I am standing in the middle of an open field because I was kicked out of the White House due to liberal bullshit.
What a fucking joke, I mean, who the hell do these liberal jerkoffs think they are? Ah well, they'll get theirs when they burn in hell. Fucking sinners, every one of th-
Mr President, let me remind you that the FCC is still under our control and that you are breaking the law with your profanity laced rant.
Aww shit. Another government entity I have to destroy.
You aren't planning a wardrobe malfunction too, are you Mr. President?
