Hey you, in the back. Shut up. I'm speaking here. Don't make us throw you to the wolves. Alrighty, so yes the rumors are true...
We are planning a pre-emptive strike on the Blue States. We just cannot afford to have baby killers and fags in the USA, no matter if they're on *that* side or not.
Amen! We don' need'ta have'ta worry about 'dem 'dere homos stealing our hubbys away from us!
Now that's the spirit!
Oh my Lord, I need'ta go to church. Just thinkin' about 'dem queers makes me feel all icky and dirty and I need'ta be cleansed.
