The real reason why we're not invading is because our country is broke.
Broke? How can we be broke? We ARE the Haves and the Have Mores!
Well, since almost all our companies moved overseas, they no longer pay taxes. Thus, no income for our great country.
Aww fuck.
I'm afraid we're going to have to merge with the Blue states to survive. We're just going to have to go back to the way things were before the election.
