I just can't believe you want to be in a profession that's so seedy and icky!
Seedy? Icky?
Pool halls are filled with cigarette smoke and booze, gamblers and loose women...things that your father the scumbag enjoys. Oh my God, you're going to turn out like him!
Did you forget that Dad's a doctor, Mom?
Oh, right.
Yeah. So anyways, I'll be up in my room ordering a pool cue online if you need me.