OOH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT! A FOREARM SMASH RIGHT TO THE FACE! OH NO, HERE COMES THE PILEDRIVER! EWW! HE'S BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SCREAMING IN AGONY AND...
What the hell is this you're watching?
Bootlegged surveillance footage of Best Buy the day after Thanksgiving, complete with color commentary by the security staff.
...AND WHAT'S THIS? NOW SOMEONE HAS GRABBED A LEATHER COMPUTER CHAIR AND LAUNCHED IT INTO THE CROWD! KICK ASS!
