Ok, fine! If you want me to say it, I'll say it! I'm gay, alright? Yeah, I'm the one who put up the 2006 Chippendale's calender in the locker room! So what?
And yes, I'm the one who sticks his dick in the Bismarcks every morning, and I do unspeakable things to your nightstick when you leave it out on the desk!
Chuck, we already know you're gay. I was just wondering if you wanted to come over for Christmas.
Ok, but I would really like it if you hung the mistletoe from your beltbuckle this year, instead of pinning it on your wife's chest.
