I'm tired of everyone making fun of our accents. Help a brotha out.
Brian, stop it. You're not black.
I know that...but you are and you understand what oppression is all about. So tell me, what's it like going through life with everyone trying to bring you down?
My life is fine. No one really messes with me.
Ah, I see. They're scared that you might pop a cap in their ass. That's why no one fucks with you.
Oh yeah, that's it exactly. Wow, you really know black people.