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Dude. I'm telling you, Charlie Brown, this isn't just any old NES controller

Of course it is! You got it at a flea market for 25 cents. And stop calling me Charlie Brown

No on all fronts! Just watch. I know this code that will make all the chicks naked on GTA

What you... whatever. Hit any buttons you'd lik-- *FLOOP*

Wasn't this in a movie?

You can't even see their nipples, man. Weak