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As always, this strip is based on a True Story. Only the names, places, and events have been changed in order to protect the guilty.

True Tales from Driving a Short Bus - Vol. 0

by r2_d2
8-04-05


	So, how's the bus driving job going?


	Well, today, some fat lady fell off the bus.


	What, like, while she was boarding or deboarding?


	While the bus was in motion. She's sitting there with one ass cheek on the seat, one suspended in mid-air, leaning over gabbing at her friend. So when I went around a corner, I hear this "thud"—


	*Only her pride. And I literally cannot imagine* a more half-assed way to ride a bus.**