shittykitty  

I used to work in a super trendy area of town. We used to sit on the steps of our building and smoke.

We'd watch parades of smug yuppie women with babies pushing their $700 baby joggers proudly down the street. It's like they're walking down the street thinking "Look what I made!".

Just once I wanted to yell: "Yeah lady? Where I come from, we call that a mistake."