technoatheist

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I'm faster than a speeding building and can leap tall bullets in a single bound, but more importantly I've got two Turing tables and some microcode.

Advanced Gere Therapy

by technoatheist
2-02-01


	Due to an ancient family curse, every full moon I turn into a werehamster.


	I can take having to cover my room in wood chips and kibble every month or so...


	...but waking up surrounded by bits of duct-tape is a little distrubing