Dude, um, I think you should come out to the bar and check out the news... Something kinda crazy happened, and I'm not just saying that because I'm stoned.
Dude, what if we get tickets? One of us has to stay on the line.
Dude, look out there! Do you see any freakin' customers?! That's what I've been trying to tell you - half the world's population fucking vanished!! Just like that!
...So... the dude that signs our checks is still here, right? Cause when we get paid, I want some of that shit you're smokin.
