Ladies and gentlement, I have called this meeting to discuss several important issues that are facing us, the citizens of Sleepytown, PA.
Now, a lot's happened today, what with the alien invasion, the military quarantine of the city, and the murders of several prominent citizens by said aliens.
However, I feel that what calls for immediate attention is this: we must let the mothers of these skateboard hooligan kids know that we will not stand for anymore tomfoolery!
