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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Maidens' Primer : For that not-so-fresh feeling (part 1)

by themushroom
7-29-07

Bummer Steve and Massive Bill


	What's wrong, Bill? You seem a little out of sorts.


	I can't help it. My, uh, Aunt Flow was in town recently. I just don't feel 'fresh' lately.


	I get like that sometimes when my period comes. I find that a soothing douche brings back 'freshness.'


	Oh? Hmm. What brand and scent do you prefer?


	I like"Sweet Love" brand from Dollar Bin. The tunafish sandwich scent is now 3 for a buck.


	*Fresh and* cheap! I'll go to Dollar Bin on my break then try it out at lunch!**

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